1 00:00:25,668 --> 00:00:32,666 Adriatic Express Vienna to Venice on Track 9. 2 00:00:50,426 --> 00:00:53,362 You are having a happy New Year, yes, madam? 3 00:00:53,529 --> 00:00:55,088 I trust so. 4 00:00:55,264 --> 00:00:56,789 At my time of life, Schultz... 5 00:00:57,300 --> 00:01:00,668 every New Year is not only happy, it is ecstatic. 6 00:01:00,836 --> 00:01:02,202 Here. 7 00:01:02,371 --> 00:01:04,135 Do something naughty. 8 00:01:04,607 --> 00:01:08,442 I only wish I could. Where is Herr von Kreidl? 9 00:01:08,878 --> 00:01:10,369 Von Kreidl? 10 00:01:10,546 --> 00:01:13,448 Yeah, the manager of my salon. He was to meet me here. 11 00:01:13,616 --> 00:01:15,608 I haven't seen anyone, madam. 12 00:01:15,785 --> 00:01:16,980 Oh. 13 00:01:17,153 --> 00:01:20,715 I want my chocolates. I want my roses. 14 00:01:21,757 --> 00:01:24,693 Konrad, go look for him. 15 00:01:36,806 --> 00:01:38,468 Gesundheit. 16 00:01:39,141 --> 00:01:43,738 Thank you. It's the draft out here. See anything? 17 00:01:54,123 --> 00:02:00,063 All I can see from where I'm at are two little model girls. 18 00:02:00,229 --> 00:02:01,993 Do you think he could be disguised? 19 00:02:07,169 --> 00:02:11,766 Perhaps, but not one of these. 20 00:02:33,829 --> 00:02:35,798 Madam Nemirovitch? Which compartment? 21 00:02:35,965 --> 00:02:39,163 - Compartment G. - G. G. 22 00:02:39,335 --> 00:02:41,827 Oh! I'm terribly sorry, miss. 23 00:02:42,004 --> 00:02:45,031 - Would you please let me go, sir? - I'm sorry, I just... 24 00:02:46,042 --> 00:02:49,206 If there's one thing I hate, it's a masher in crowds. 25 00:02:54,150 --> 00:02:55,675 Masher? 26 00:03:01,924 --> 00:03:03,153 What about this one? 27 00:03:06,829 --> 00:03:08,127 It's a phony beard. 28 00:03:10,499 --> 00:03:12,229 Shall we? 29 00:03:35,191 --> 00:03:38,923 - Who are you? - I was sent by Herr von Kreidl. 30 00:03:39,095 --> 00:03:43,089 From the salon. He was in the most terrible accident, madam. 31 00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:46,929 Pinned under the wheels of a bus. Just outside. 32 00:03:47,536 --> 00:03:51,837 - He didn't have his glasses on, you see? - The old fool. 33 00:03:53,042 --> 00:03:56,535 Oh, my chocolates. 34 00:03:57,179 --> 00:04:00,946 And my roses. You have brought them. 35 00:04:01,117 --> 00:04:05,248 Yes, madam. Even in his pain, he insisted I bring these to you. 36 00:04:05,421 --> 00:04:08,323 Insisted. So I just ran. 37 00:04:08,491 --> 00:04:10,483 Thank you. Thank you very much, my dear. 38 00:04:11,827 --> 00:04:13,787 I will telephone him from Vienna. You'd better go. 39 00:04:13,929 --> 00:04:15,192 The train is about to leave. 40 00:04:15,364 --> 00:04:16,832 Oh, dear. 41 00:04:20,970 --> 00:04:22,199 Happy New Year, Myrtle. 42 00:04:22,371 --> 00:04:25,705 If you see Velma in Munich, tell her I've got her turtle. 43 00:04:25,875 --> 00:04:27,707 Bye. Bye. 44 00:05:58,167 --> 00:05:59,726 Let me out! 45 00:06:08,077 --> 00:06:09,909 - Sorry. - Gentlemen, gentlemen. 46 00:06:10,079 --> 00:06:13,243 What are you trying to do? You could both be killed. 47 00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:15,281 Stop the train. I have to get off. 48 00:06:15,451 --> 00:06:19,513 Nobody stops this train, miss. Not before we get to the border. 49 00:06:20,189 --> 00:06:24,752 The border? But that's hours away. I can't go to the border. 50 00:06:24,927 --> 00:06:28,386 I'm going to Fledermaus tonight. This is New Year's Eve. 51 00:06:28,564 --> 00:06:33,969 And this is also the Adriatic Express. Vienna to Venice. 52 00:06:37,273 --> 00:06:40,141 You gentlemen get off at the border also? 53 00:06:40,309 --> 00:06:42,869 No, I'd rather like to go all the way through to Venice. 54 00:06:43,045 --> 00:06:45,344 I've never seen the canals frozen over. 55 00:06:45,514 --> 00:06:48,211 There is no true space available. 56 00:06:48,384 --> 00:06:52,617 Well, I'm sure you'll be able to manage something. 57 00:06:54,089 --> 00:06:56,615 Doubling up might be arranged. 58 00:06:57,926 --> 00:06:59,918 I hope so. 59 00:07:02,164 --> 00:07:05,134 And make sure you have something for fräulein also. 60 00:07:05,301 --> 00:07:08,465 - No, thank you. Madam will. - Look at your coat got ripped there. 61 00:07:08,637 --> 00:07:11,072 I don't know what costs, but let me get that for you. 62 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:13,573 - That's not your fault. - No, it wasn't my fault. 63 00:07:13,742 --> 00:07:16,177 It was that taxi hitting poor Herr Von... 64 00:07:17,846 --> 00:07:21,044 Oh, it was just terrible. 65 00:07:22,418 --> 00:07:26,856 We were in the crosswalk and suddenly he just flew up in the air. 66 00:07:27,022 --> 00:07:28,718 You were in an accident? 67 00:07:28,891 --> 00:07:30,519 The man I work for. 68 00:07:30,693 --> 00:07:32,821 We were running to see Madam Nemirovitch off... 69 00:07:32,995 --> 00:07:36,397 and his legs just went like that. 70 00:07:36,565 --> 00:07:38,090 Nemirovitch? 71 00:07:38,267 --> 00:07:40,498 The Olga Nemirovitch Way to Beauty? 72 00:07:40,669 --> 00:07:42,535 Was that the old girl in the sable? 73 00:07:42,705 --> 00:07:45,698 Madam Nemirovitch is not an old girl. 74 00:07:45,874 --> 00:07:47,900 She's a great woman. 75 00:07:48,077 --> 00:07:51,206 I should know. I work in her salon on the Kartnerstrasse. 76 00:07:51,380 --> 00:07:54,214 Only six months and already I'm shampooing. 77 00:07:55,417 --> 00:07:57,750 I find there is a little compartment. 78 00:07:57,920 --> 00:08:00,515 And madam will take care of your fare. This way, please. 79 00:08:00,689 --> 00:08:02,055 Good. 80 00:08:34,323 --> 00:08:37,122 - Mr. Waverly. - Have you our Thrush man? 81 00:08:37,626 --> 00:08:38,992 Tell him about the beard. 82 00:08:39,161 --> 00:08:41,392 What? Speak up, I can't hear you. 83 00:08:41,563 --> 00:08:45,591 Yes, we're on the train with him, sir, and he appears to be wearing a beard. 84 00:08:46,935 --> 00:08:49,996 One either is or is not wearing a beard. 85 00:08:50,172 --> 00:08:51,972 Try to be more specific. 86 00:08:52,107 --> 00:08:54,736 Well, sir, could you tell us what, or who it is... 87 00:08:54,910 --> 00:08:57,277 or why we're pursuing this man? 88 00:08:58,280 --> 00:09:02,547 Otto von Kreidl is a Thrush agent who is carrying a virus culture... 89 00:09:02,718 --> 00:09:06,280 which, if Thrush gets its hand on it, can revolutionize world politics. 90 00:09:06,755 --> 00:09:08,917 I see. Von Kreidl. 91 00:09:09,091 --> 00:09:12,755 What does the virus do? Tranquilize the electorate? 92 00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:17,828 It inhibits the ability to reproduce, Mr. Solo. 93 00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:22,567 Thrush has only to wave that threat... 94 00:09:22,738 --> 00:09:25,867 and the world will fall over itself to meet its terms. 95 00:09:26,475 --> 00:09:28,205 Something none of us can afford. 96 00:09:28,377 --> 00:09:30,471 Want us to find the culture, bring it to you? 97 00:09:30,646 --> 00:09:33,980 No, no. Destroy it, utterly. 98 00:09:34,383 --> 00:09:37,717 Already there are rumors. We can't afford hysterics. 99 00:09:37,886 --> 00:09:40,048 Destroy it tonight, Mr. Solo. 100 00:09:40,222 --> 00:09:41,781 Yes, sir. 101 00:09:42,458 --> 00:09:43,482 Happy New Year. 102 00:09:44,460 --> 00:09:45,860 Same to you. 103 00:09:56,438 --> 00:09:58,100 A little further, my dear. 104 00:09:58,273 --> 00:10:02,233 For the last 10 years, I have made an absolute rule... 105 00:10:02,411 --> 00:10:05,299 never to sit near a window in the daylight 106 00:10:05,323 --> 00:10:08,442 without either the blinds drawn or a veil on. 107 00:10:08,884 --> 00:10:12,480 Not that it matters to a child of your age. 108 00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:16,318 - How old are you? - Nineteen, madam. 109 00:10:16,492 --> 00:10:20,361 - And you have been working in my salon? - For six months. 110 00:10:20,529 --> 00:10:22,862 Who would've thought when I woke up this morning... 111 00:10:23,031 --> 00:10:25,193 tonight I'd be on the train to Venice? 112 00:10:25,567 --> 00:10:27,661 But only as far as the border, my dear. 113 00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:32,001 I'd like to take you to Italy, but the train is crowded. 114 00:10:32,174 --> 00:10:34,006 We would have to share this compartment. 115 00:10:34,176 --> 00:10:39,171 And that would mean you would see this as it is when I wake up in the morning. 116 00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:43,945 Much too disillusioning for a child of your tender years. 117 00:10:44,119 --> 00:10:47,214 Oh, no, madam is ageless. 118 00:10:47,389 --> 00:10:51,759 - They teach you to say that in my salon. - But everyone knows it's true. 119 00:10:51,927 --> 00:10:54,761 Even the young man who bumped into me, he knew all about you. 120 00:10:56,164 --> 00:10:57,757 Did he? 121 00:10:57,933 --> 00:11:01,131 That's a rare talent. Who was he? 122 00:11:02,738 --> 00:11:04,104 Yes? 123 00:11:05,507 --> 00:11:07,271 Madam Nemirovitch. 124 00:11:11,346 --> 00:11:15,408 Don't you recognize me? I'm Dr. Ingster. 125 00:11:16,151 --> 00:11:17,676 Ingster? 126 00:11:17,853 --> 00:11:19,412 What are you doing here? 127 00:11:20,289 --> 00:11:22,986 You thought I wouldn't catch up with you. 128 00:11:25,961 --> 00:11:31,332 Oh, Ingster. Always so melodramatic, really. 129 00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:33,992 What will my little friend here think of you? 130 00:11:34,836 --> 00:11:38,967 Anything for a laugh, my dear. You should see him during carnival season. 131 00:11:39,641 --> 00:11:43,601 He is wicked. And that false beard. 132 00:11:43,779 --> 00:11:47,648 What did you put it on with? Flour and water paste? All right. 133 00:11:47,816 --> 00:11:51,309 All right. In the bar in half an hour. 134 00:11:51,787 --> 00:11:55,485 Don't frighten the conductor with that thing. 135 00:12:03,699 --> 00:12:05,930 Poor little man. 136 00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:08,536 Do me a favor, my dear. 137 00:12:08,704 --> 00:12:12,197 Two doors down, his name is Konrad, my chauffeur. 138 00:12:12,374 --> 00:12:15,105 Tell him the doctor is on the train. 139 00:12:15,911 --> 00:12:19,348 "The doctor is on the train?" That's all? 140 00:12:20,248 --> 00:12:23,810 Quite. He will know what to do. 141 00:12:43,271 --> 00:12:45,638 - Oh! - Hi. 142 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:47,332 Sorry. Hi. 143 00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:56,243 I beg your pardon. 144 00:12:56,418 --> 00:12:57,545 Well... 145 00:14:46,828 --> 00:14:49,764 - Dead? - Oh, yes. 146 00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:51,832 Do you know who he is? 147 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,697 Madam Nemirovitch's chauffeur. 148 00:14:54,870 --> 00:14:56,805 Is she after it too? 149 00:14:56,972 --> 00:14:58,838 We better get him out of sight. 150 00:14:59,007 --> 00:15:02,444 We don't wanna start anything until we find it. 151 00:15:11,987 --> 00:15:15,219 At first, they wanted me to pose with almost nothing on at all. 152 00:15:15,390 --> 00:15:18,360 Then they put me in a bikini at the Lido. 153 00:15:18,527 --> 00:15:22,555 Then ostrich feathers in a cabana at the Cap Ferrat. 154 00:15:22,731 --> 00:15:27,567 Now... now I wear nothing but heavy tweeds for the winter showings in Florence. 155 00:15:27,736 --> 00:15:29,864 It is a very dull life. 156 00:15:30,038 --> 00:15:32,530 Besides, I'm too thin, don't you think? 157 00:15:32,707 --> 00:15:34,232 Good evening. 158 00:15:34,876 --> 00:15:36,845 Good evening. 159 00:15:41,616 --> 00:15:44,176 May I have a drink here for the mademoiselle and a scotch for me? 160 00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:46,254 - Oh, no, thank you, I... - Be friendly. 161 00:15:46,421 --> 00:15:48,913 It's a long way to the border and it's New Year's Eve. 162 00:15:49,090 --> 00:15:53,391 Bartender, would you give this note to Herr von Kreidl? 163 00:15:53,562 --> 00:15:55,588 He's the little man sitting in the corner. 164 00:15:55,764 --> 00:15:58,359 - Herr von Kreidl? Where? - He's in the corner. 165 00:16:01,970 --> 00:16:03,461 That's not Herr von Kreidl. 166 00:16:03,805 --> 00:16:05,967 It's not? EVA: No. 167 00:16:06,441 --> 00:16:09,707 - You know Herr von Kreidl? - Of course. 168 00:16:09,878 --> 00:16:12,814 He was the man I was coming to the train with tonight. 169 00:16:19,588 --> 00:16:24,253 There you are, Fräulein Eva. And with a gentleman friend so soon? 170 00:16:24,426 --> 00:16:26,554 You didn't tell me you were ready for dinner. 171 00:16:26,728 --> 00:16:29,095 I didn't want to disturb you, madam. 172 00:16:29,264 --> 00:16:33,565 Nothing disturbs me, child, except occasional good-looking men. 173 00:16:33,735 --> 00:16:36,364 And even not that anymore. Good evening. 174 00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:38,871 What lies have you been telling this child? 175 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:43,068 Good evening, madam. I never lie. 176 00:16:43,245 --> 00:16:45,441 Then you are indeed unique. 177 00:16:45,614 --> 00:16:47,014 I approve. 178 00:16:47,182 --> 00:16:49,151 This is Mr... 179 00:16:49,317 --> 00:16:51,286 Solo. Napoleon Solo, madam. 180 00:16:51,453 --> 00:16:52,716 Olga Nemirovitch. 181 00:16:52,888 --> 00:16:55,824 Yes, I know. 182 00:16:57,792 --> 00:16:59,158 Oh. 183 00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:03,726 You are the one the fräulein says knows all about me. 184 00:17:03,899 --> 00:17:08,030 No, no, I didn't say that, but I would like to. 185 00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:11,869 Solo. It is a curious name. 186 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:17,308 The feminine version, Sola, translates as a woman alone. 187 00:17:17,479 --> 00:17:21,416 Yes. Well, that could never be true, at least in madam's case. 188 00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:23,415 No? 189 00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:26,851 Then you must both dine with me. I loathe dining alone. 190 00:17:27,022 --> 00:17:28,456 Herr Ober. 191 00:17:28,623 --> 00:17:30,854 There will be three tonight. 192 00:17:31,026 --> 00:17:35,054 Begin with iced slivovitz. It is iced? 193 00:17:35,230 --> 00:17:38,291 You will love it, my dear. Essence of prunes. 194 00:17:38,466 --> 00:17:43,234 Then prosciutto and melon. Ripe melon. 195 00:17:53,214 --> 00:17:55,183 Something wrong, madam? 196 00:17:55,350 --> 00:17:57,512 Did you give my message to my chauffeur? 197 00:17:57,686 --> 00:18:02,021 - Yes, madam. - Madam, I have been waiting. 198 00:18:02,190 --> 00:18:05,627 I am sorry, Dr. Ingster. I was delayed. 199 00:18:05,794 --> 00:18:10,198 May we make it later. After dinner? Yes, thank you. 200 00:18:24,913 --> 00:18:30,545 So you thought Dr. Ingster was Herr von Kreidl. 201 00:18:30,719 --> 00:18:33,712 But they're not at all alike. Are they, Eva? 202 00:18:33,888 --> 00:18:35,117 No, madam. 203 00:18:35,290 --> 00:18:39,625 Besides, why would you want to see the manager of a beauty salon? 204 00:18:39,794 --> 00:18:42,821 Your hair certainly does not need to be tinted. 205 00:18:43,898 --> 00:18:47,733 And you have the complexion of a baby. 206 00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:52,766 I must confess, madam, that my interest in Herr von Kreidl... 207 00:18:52,941 --> 00:18:56,400 was merely a means of getting to you. 208 00:19:01,316 --> 00:19:02,807 Naturally. 209 00:19:04,919 --> 00:19:06,217 What else? 210 00:19:06,388 --> 00:19:11,884 Madam, I'm sure that my organization can do much more for you than his. 211 00:19:12,060 --> 00:19:13,790 Are you? 212 00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:18,599 But the pay is so wretched and I have such expensive tastes. 213 00:19:18,767 --> 00:19:21,362 Well, think of the satisfaction of the experience... 214 00:19:21,536 --> 00:19:23,266 of working with our group. 215 00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:27,968 I know all about satisfaction, Mr. Solo. 216 00:19:28,143 --> 00:19:31,705 All my life, I have been self-indulgent. 217 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,907 Animal, ruthless if you like. 218 00:19:35,683 --> 00:19:40,053 Deeply fond of attractive men, devoted to the joys of the table. 219 00:19:40,522 --> 00:19:43,048 As well as all the other joys. 220 00:19:44,559 --> 00:19:50,658 By rights, I should be nothing more than an old, wretched, decrepit ruin. 221 00:19:54,602 --> 00:19:58,095 You have been stamping the prunes out with your own feet again, haven't you? 222 00:19:58,273 --> 00:20:00,105 Madam, please. 223 00:20:00,275 --> 00:20:02,767 No, no, no. This is all right. This all right. 224 00:20:04,045 --> 00:20:05,045 Where was I? 225 00:20:05,647 --> 00:20:07,411 Uh, decrepit ruin. 226 00:20:12,687 --> 00:20:15,486 But I have never felt better in my life. 227 00:20:15,657 --> 00:20:20,061 So you see, if you have come to me now as, say, Prince Charming... 228 00:20:20,228 --> 00:20:22,925 to lead me out of the woods that surround my castle... 229 00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:27,297 you are, to the best of my hasty calculations... 230 00:20:27,569 --> 00:20:31,563 just 43 years and 11 months too late. 231 00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:34,473 You've been with them that long? 232 00:20:34,642 --> 00:20:37,237 Dear Mr. Solo... 233 00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:41,014 the entire organization was my idea. 234 00:20:45,854 --> 00:20:48,050 All alone by the telephone? 235 00:20:48,223 --> 00:20:52,126 Well, you know how these long distance calls are. One has to wait. 236 00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:55,661 If you get bored, I have a party line in my compartment. 237 00:20:55,830 --> 00:20:58,197 This is my call now. 238 00:20:58,366 --> 00:21:02,235 Don't forget. In an emergency, dial operator. 239 00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:13,645 At last. I've been wanting to meet you all afternoon. 240 00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:17,445 Why have you been following me all the time? What is this? 241 00:21:17,619 --> 00:21:20,384 Now, now, don't complain. After all, we did save your life. 242 00:21:20,555 --> 00:21:25,858 Your friend is in there now, kissing her hand, all attention. 243 00:21:26,027 --> 00:21:29,327 Madam Nemirovitch? Oh, well, he's always been very fond of the ladies. 244 00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:31,625 Ladies, lady. She's a monster. 245 00:21:31,799 --> 00:21:34,826 - He likes animals too. - Don't make any jokes. 246 00:21:35,003 --> 00:21:37,302 Don't you realize what has happened? 247 00:21:37,472 --> 00:21:40,465 Don't you know who I am? 248 00:21:41,176 --> 00:21:44,476 Well, not exactly. The beard. 249 00:21:44,879 --> 00:21:47,678 Oh, here, here. 250 00:21:49,417 --> 00:21:54,151 Excuse me. This is "herren?" I thought it was "damen." 251 00:21:57,158 --> 00:22:00,754 I am Madam Nemirovitch's chemist. 252 00:22:00,929 --> 00:22:04,093 The man who discovered it. 253 00:22:04,432 --> 00:22:08,028 Heaven help me. It was only to make everyone young again. 254 00:22:08,403 --> 00:22:11,430 Always, you see, she has to be young. 255 00:22:11,606 --> 00:22:15,566 Only it doesn't do just that. It does this other terrible thing too. 256 00:22:15,743 --> 00:22:21,239 I told her. I never thought for a moment that she wouldn't give it back. 257 00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:22,915 Now she has it. 258 00:22:23,084 --> 00:22:27,454 She can destroy the future of the entire world. 259 00:22:51,346 --> 00:22:54,373 Somebody! There's a body. Help! 260 00:23:04,192 --> 00:23:05,319 What's that? 261 00:23:05,493 --> 00:23:08,986 It sounds like a mouse or an opera singer, or both if they happened to meet. 262 00:23:09,163 --> 00:23:13,760 - Perhaps I'd better... Would you mind? - No, please do. I am curious. 263 00:23:17,805 --> 00:23:20,331 These young men are becoming very clumsy. 264 00:23:20,508 --> 00:23:24,468 In the old days, what savoir faire they had. 265 00:23:24,646 --> 00:23:27,616 It was always a pleasure to lose to them occasionally. 266 00:23:28,082 --> 00:23:29,607 Lose, madam? 267 00:23:29,784 --> 00:23:35,951 Mr. Solo may be attractive, but he's a very dangerous man indeed. 268 00:23:36,124 --> 00:23:39,492 A member of a worldwide criminal organization. 269 00:23:39,661 --> 00:23:42,290 You may have heard rumors of it. Called Thrush. 270 00:23:44,032 --> 00:23:45,694 Yes. 271 00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:50,262 They want to use our company as a facade for their evil activities. 272 00:23:50,905 --> 00:23:53,636 If I refuse, they will destroy me. 273 00:23:54,509 --> 00:23:57,138 It just might be tonight. 274 00:23:57,312 --> 00:24:00,009 I might need some assistance. 275 00:24:00,181 --> 00:24:02,207 Would you? EVA: Oh, madam. 276 00:24:02,383 --> 00:24:04,181 I have heard of Thrush. 277 00:24:04,819 --> 00:24:07,755 Anything I can do to help fight them... 278 00:24:07,922 --> 00:24:11,450 and of course, anything I can do to help you. 279 00:24:12,126 --> 00:24:15,688 You are a sweet little thing. I saw that at once. 280 00:24:26,941 --> 00:24:28,933 Put him here. 281 00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:35,746 Terrible. Terrible. 282 00:24:35,917 --> 00:24:38,546 - What is it? - Oh, madam. 283 00:24:42,690 --> 00:24:44,591 Konrad. 284 00:24:52,934 --> 00:24:55,062 What did I tell you? 285 00:24:55,236 --> 00:24:57,205 First, Herr von Kreidl. 286 00:24:57,372 --> 00:25:00,900 - Now, Konrad. I will be next. - Oh, no, madam. 287 00:25:01,609 --> 00:25:04,511 You must help me, child. You must help me. 288 00:25:04,679 --> 00:25:08,548 I will do anything to help you, madam. Anything at all. 289 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,333 A perfect hiding place, yes? 290 00:25:28,503 --> 00:25:32,804 It is nothing lethal. It contains only nerve gas. 291 00:25:32,974 --> 00:25:36,968 When you pull the trigger, put the barrel right next to Mr. Solo's head. 292 00:25:37,145 --> 00:25:41,480 In that way, the gas penetrates directly into the tissues. 293 00:25:42,450 --> 00:25:43,975 He simply goes to sleep. 294 00:25:44,852 --> 00:25:49,552 I wouldn't know, I... I mean, I've never even held a gun. 295 00:25:50,858 --> 00:25:54,954 Pull this back, put the gun to his head, pull the trigger. Simple. 296 00:25:55,129 --> 00:25:58,463 But how do I get close enough to put the gun against his head? 297 00:25:58,633 --> 00:26:01,000 My dear, you are a woman. 298 00:26:01,702 --> 00:26:06,436 I know, but I don't know very much about that yet. 299 00:26:08,476 --> 00:26:11,275 Maybe he wouldn't like me to get close to him. 300 00:26:12,013 --> 00:26:16,314 Men being men, I think you are wrong. 301 00:26:16,484 --> 00:26:18,953 Still, you may have a point. 302 00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:21,112 Some perfume? 303 00:26:21,289 --> 00:26:23,417 Madam, please. 304 00:26:23,591 --> 00:26:26,083 Eye shadow, rouge. 305 00:26:26,260 --> 00:26:29,321 Madam, do you think this is right on a young girl? 306 00:26:29,497 --> 00:26:34,800 They say in the salon, under 25, we should be maidenly. 307 00:26:34,969 --> 00:26:37,837 This is an emergency measure, fräulein. 308 00:26:38,673 --> 00:26:42,110 If I'd only brought my red satin and pearls. 309 00:26:43,678 --> 00:26:47,547 But I haven't required those on trains for years. 310 00:26:52,687 --> 00:26:57,955 Valenciennes. It is foolproof. 311 00:27:00,461 --> 00:27:05,399 Madam, you make me feel so abandoned. 312 00:27:05,566 --> 00:27:07,797 You should feel abandoned. 313 00:27:07,969 --> 00:27:11,167 Only you must not abandon me. 314 00:27:12,507 --> 00:27:13,805 Never, madam. 315 00:27:13,975 --> 00:27:19,846 Whatever happens, you must get Mr. Solo out of the way immediately. 316 00:27:20,448 --> 00:27:24,078 But how can I manage it? Won't people be watching? 317 00:27:24,685 --> 00:27:27,849 In his compartment? 318 00:27:30,157 --> 00:27:34,925 For 40 years, I have been working for Olga. For them, those people. 319 00:27:35,096 --> 00:27:39,727 - But this, I could not do. - What form is the virus culture in? 320 00:27:39,901 --> 00:27:44,703 You could put it in an ordinary capsule. So big. Size is unimportant. 321 00:27:44,872 --> 00:27:46,898 But once it is deposited in a: 322 00:27:48,576 --> 00:27:51,136 - What is...? - Receptive host. 323 00:27:51,312 --> 00:27:54,874 It can multiply itself a thousand times within 24 hours. 324 00:27:55,049 --> 00:27:58,247 - Is there any more of it anywhere else? - No, he destroyed it all. 325 00:27:58,419 --> 00:28:00,650 The only sample of it left existing, she has. 326 00:28:00,821 --> 00:28:04,189 Even she doesn't know how it was made. But that doesn't matter. 327 00:28:04,358 --> 00:28:06,520 If she gives it to Thrush... 328 00:28:06,694 --> 00:28:11,257 they can destroy human life in a matter of a few generations. 329 00:28:11,432 --> 00:28:12,730 Where is it? In what? 330 00:28:12,900 --> 00:28:15,301 But it's so small it could be anywhere, in anything. 331 00:28:15,469 --> 00:28:17,865 Well, we can't tear the whole train apart. 332 00:28:17,889 --> 00:28:18,889 Why not? 333 00:28:41,262 --> 00:28:44,699 I've heard of long distance calls before, but this one was endless. 334 00:28:44,865 --> 00:28:47,096 I wanna talk to you. 335 00:28:51,706 --> 00:28:55,541 Let's see where the old girl is. You wait here. 336 00:29:38,552 --> 00:29:39,850 Olga. 337 00:29:40,621 --> 00:29:41,645 Olga. 338 00:30:14,221 --> 00:30:16,192 Personally, it's hardly the sort of night 339 00:30:16,216 --> 00:30:18,454 that I'd choose to slip into something cooler. 340 00:30:18,626 --> 00:30:23,121 - But very becoming. - It's madam's. 341 00:30:23,497 --> 00:30:27,025 Ah. Gee, I thought you borrowed it from the conductor. 342 00:30:27,635 --> 00:30:31,595 And to what do I owe the honor of this nocturnal visit? 343 00:30:32,707 --> 00:30:34,198 I'm mad about you. 344 00:30:34,575 --> 00:30:37,807 Oh, you poor, foolish child. 345 00:30:37,978 --> 00:30:39,276 You know, so many girls are. 346 00:30:39,447 --> 00:30:42,906 I guess it's because of my long black hair and the way I play the guitar. 347 00:30:43,584 --> 00:30:47,021 But do you really think that's any reason for this sort of thing? 348 00:30:47,188 --> 00:30:50,317 - You're laughing at me. - Never, never. 349 00:30:50,491 --> 00:30:52,892 Oh, yes, you are. Look at your mouth. It's smiling. 350 00:30:53,060 --> 00:30:55,996 Well, I'm just an incorrigibly happy person. 351 00:30:56,163 --> 00:30:59,531 Besides, you're very pretty. I think that's enough to make any man smile. 352 00:30:59,700 --> 00:31:01,692 You think I'm a child, don't you? 353 00:31:02,503 --> 00:31:05,234 Uh, not physically. 354 00:31:05,406 --> 00:31:09,138 But I do think you're acting rather childishly. 355 00:31:09,777 --> 00:31:12,576 Of course I was a young nit myself once. 356 00:31:12,747 --> 00:31:14,807 I am not a young nit. 357 00:31:14,982 --> 00:31:18,942 Oh, but you're no Grandma Moses either. 358 00:31:20,588 --> 00:31:22,216 Who blackened your eyes? 359 00:31:22,389 --> 00:31:27,123 - The old girl belt you or what? - That's shadow. 360 00:31:27,294 --> 00:31:29,490 Madam put that on with her own hands. 361 00:31:29,663 --> 00:31:32,565 Well, I think she should consult her optometrist immediately. 362 00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:36,669 Enough is as good as a feast, you know. 363 00:31:36,837 --> 00:31:40,535 Mr. Solo, you've been horrid to me ever since we first met... 364 00:31:40,708 --> 00:31:43,075 and you're getting horrider and horrider. 365 00:31:43,477 --> 00:31:45,844 Gee, I thought I was acting rather pleasant. 366 00:31:46,013 --> 00:31:47,538 Big brotherly even. 367 00:31:47,715 --> 00:31:50,275 You're not supposed to act like a big brother. 368 00:31:50,451 --> 00:31:53,046 You're supposed to act like a ravening beast. 369 00:31:53,220 --> 00:31:55,655 I'm sorry, I gave up ravening quite a while ago. 370 00:31:55,823 --> 00:31:59,282 I send all those sort of cases out these days. 371 00:31:59,727 --> 00:32:03,289 However, if we could wipe off some of that war paint... 372 00:32:03,464 --> 00:32:05,990 and get down to cases... 373 00:32:06,167 --> 00:32:09,103 I think I could be... 374 00:32:09,637 --> 00:32:10,900 an affectionate beast. 375 00:32:12,506 --> 00:32:14,338 Kiss me. 376 00:32:16,177 --> 00:32:18,127 Just what are you trying to do, fräulein? 377 00:32:18,151 --> 00:32:20,171 It's all right. I'm not going to kill you. 378 00:32:20,347 --> 00:32:23,647 It's only a nerve gas to put you to sleep till we get to Venice. 379 00:32:23,818 --> 00:32:26,287 Oh, I see. That's good. Are you quite sure of that? 380 00:32:26,453 --> 00:32:29,946 Oh, yes, yes. Madam told me so herself. 381 00:32:30,124 --> 00:32:33,959 Bless her heart, dear considerate soul. 382 00:32:40,234 --> 00:32:41,395 Hmm. 383 00:32:41,569 --> 00:32:43,731 Fires a shot from both ends. 384 00:32:44,405 --> 00:32:46,738 That's a cute little thing. 385 00:32:51,245 --> 00:32:55,512 Puts a slug in both the victim and the gunman. 386 00:32:56,350 --> 00:32:59,445 Gee, the old girl seemed so fond of you. 387 00:32:59,620 --> 00:33:03,580 Well, I guess dead fräuleins tell no tales, huh? 388 00:33:08,229 --> 00:33:10,460 Now, if you get that chap by the washroom... 389 00:33:10,631 --> 00:33:12,600 we could have a fourth for Bridge. 390 00:33:12,766 --> 00:33:15,861 Sorry, he's lying over the washbasin in there. 391 00:33:16,036 --> 00:33:18,733 Shot four times through the stomach. 392 00:33:40,094 --> 00:33:41,289 Somebody! 393 00:33:42,596 --> 00:33:46,363 Somehow I don't think that lady from Kansas feels too well. 394 00:33:46,533 --> 00:33:49,002 That's the second body she discovered there tonight. 395 00:33:49,169 --> 00:33:50,899 Second body? What second body? 396 00:33:51,071 --> 00:33:54,667 That little man in the bar that was talking to our friend, Madam Nemirovitch? 397 00:33:54,842 --> 00:33:59,177 No, I don't believe any of this. Two bodies. 398 00:33:59,346 --> 00:34:03,579 No, not two. Three bodies. 399 00:34:03,751 --> 00:34:06,653 I'm sure by now Herr von Kreidl is also dead. He looked awful. 400 00:34:06,820 --> 00:34:10,313 Well, we can't blame anybody for him except possibly the tram and bus line. 401 00:34:10,491 --> 00:34:13,620 We got three bodies down. Let's hope we don't have three left to go. 402 00:34:13,794 --> 00:34:16,229 - Where do we look next? - For what? 403 00:34:16,397 --> 00:34:19,959 We're searching for a capsule, fräulein, about that size. 404 00:34:20,134 --> 00:34:23,104 Now, if Madam Nemirovitch gets it to Venice... 405 00:34:23,270 --> 00:34:25,705 we might as well scuttle ourselves in a gondola... 406 00:34:25,873 --> 00:34:28,342 and sing the barcarole in three parts. 407 00:34:28,509 --> 00:34:31,001 Could it be in a piece of jewelry? 408 00:34:31,178 --> 00:34:35,741 He mentioned a ring, or a pin, or a brooch. 409 00:34:35,916 --> 00:34:38,078 - She has jewels? - Famous ones. 410 00:34:38,252 --> 00:34:39,720 Carries them with her always. 411 00:34:39,887 --> 00:34:43,790 Mr. Kuryakin is not unknown as a cat burglar. 412 00:34:43,958 --> 00:34:46,120 This is all so terrible. 413 00:34:46,293 --> 00:34:48,319 I've always worshipped Madam Nemirovitch. 414 00:34:48,495 --> 00:34:51,090 I can't believe she's this kind of a woman. 415 00:34:51,265 --> 00:34:54,030 What if I went to her and appealed to her better nature? 416 00:34:54,201 --> 00:34:56,966 She hasn't carried that around with her for years. 417 00:34:57,137 --> 00:34:59,299 What can I do to help? 418 00:34:59,940 --> 00:35:02,842 Just sit quietly there and hold a good thought. 419 00:35:03,010 --> 00:35:06,469 We're gonna climb out on the roof. Madam Nemirovitch thinks you're dead. 420 00:35:06,647 --> 00:35:10,049 I don't wanna disillusion her. And keep your door locked. 421 00:35:10,217 --> 00:35:13,085 All right. After you, Alphonse. 422 00:36:00,601 --> 00:36:02,297 Hi. 423 00:37:36,830 --> 00:37:39,459 It can't be romance. 424 00:37:39,633 --> 00:37:41,864 So I presume you are after my jewels. 425 00:37:42,302 --> 00:37:45,363 - I hoped you'd be asleep. - I never sleep. 426 00:37:45,706 --> 00:37:49,336 Like Cerberus, I guard the gates of hell 24 hours a day. 427 00:37:49,877 --> 00:37:52,403 I'm not surprised. You know that won't be of any use... 428 00:37:52,579 --> 00:37:54,673 because we're both much too quick for that. 429 00:37:54,848 --> 00:37:57,249 Perhaps, but if you don't mind, indulge me. 430 00:37:57,417 --> 00:38:00,410 It gives me something to do with my hands. 431 00:38:02,122 --> 00:38:04,182 Care for a chocolate? I can highly... 432 00:38:04,358 --> 00:38:07,260 We're not here for either chocolates or jewels, madam. 433 00:38:07,427 --> 00:38:10,226 Then you're making a mistake. They're both first class. 434 00:38:10,397 --> 00:38:11,888 Where's the capsule, madam? 435 00:38:12,566 --> 00:38:15,764 Capsule? I never take sleeping drugs. 436 00:38:15,936 --> 00:38:19,532 Whatever it's in, a ring, your pearls, it doesn't matter. Just hand it over. 437 00:38:20,274 --> 00:38:25,178 All my life, people have been trying to get my business secrets away from me. 438 00:38:25,345 --> 00:38:27,644 Suborned my chemists, ransacked my files... 439 00:38:27,814 --> 00:38:33,651 but no one yet has as much as my formula for vanishing cream. 440 00:38:33,820 --> 00:38:35,584 There's always a first time. 441 00:38:35,756 --> 00:38:38,590 I can assure you that we're deadly serious, madam. 442 00:38:40,594 --> 00:38:43,257 You young people always are these days. 443 00:38:43,630 --> 00:38:45,963 It seems to me that a sense of humor... 444 00:38:46,133 --> 00:38:48,967 went out with the bustle and the leg-of-mutton sleeve. 445 00:38:56,677 --> 00:38:59,772 Naughty, Mr. Solo. 446 00:38:59,947 --> 00:39:05,147 If you cease to amuse me, I have no compunctions at all... 447 00:39:05,319 --> 00:39:08,949 in murdering two jewel thieves in self-defense. 448 00:39:09,122 --> 00:39:10,681 No, you wouldn't do that. 449 00:39:10,857 --> 00:39:14,259 You couldn't afford to because no one would believe you. 450 00:39:15,062 --> 00:39:19,022 I have witnesses that you tried to terrorize me... 451 00:39:19,199 --> 00:39:20,792 and steal my emeralds. 452 00:39:20,968 --> 00:39:23,995 Witnesses? OLGA: Yes. 453 00:39:28,642 --> 00:39:29,871 Boys. 454 00:39:37,551 --> 00:39:41,921 You were with me playing Parcheesi when these two young men broke in... 455 00:39:42,089 --> 00:39:45,548 and tried to rob me of my jewels at gunpoint. 456 00:39:45,726 --> 00:39:48,161 - Weren't you? FRITZ: But of course, of course. 457 00:39:48,328 --> 00:39:51,059 Terrible class of travelers on trains these days. 458 00:39:51,231 --> 00:39:52,859 Terrible. Herr Shaffner? 459 00:39:54,334 --> 00:39:56,166 Madam, you are all right? 460 00:39:56,336 --> 00:40:00,637 - We have caught the killers for you. - What? The who? 461 00:40:00,807 --> 00:40:04,437 There are your assassins. 462 00:40:16,023 --> 00:40:19,551 - Did you bring the pocket detonator? - We left so fast, they're in the hotel. 463 00:40:19,726 --> 00:40:23,424 How did I know you were gonna bring me for a ride in a train? 464 00:40:23,864 --> 00:40:27,198 What about the electronic screwdriver? 465 00:40:27,601 --> 00:40:29,194 It's in the same place. 466 00:40:29,369 --> 00:40:30,837 Didn't you bring anything? 467 00:40:31,271 --> 00:40:32,603 Did you? 468 00:40:34,541 --> 00:40:36,976 The thing I can't understand is why that conductor... 469 00:40:37,144 --> 00:40:39,613 believed Madam Nemirovitch instead of us. 470 00:40:39,780 --> 00:40:46,050 Well, she has an honest face even if it is the result of triumph of plastic surgery. 471 00:40:48,355 --> 00:40:51,883 What about the flame thrower? You didn't bring that either. No. 472 00:40:52,459 --> 00:40:56,590 Only these. Book of matches. 473 00:40:56,897 --> 00:41:01,562 The floor is wooden. If we burn that, we can loosen these bars. 474 00:41:01,735 --> 00:41:04,637 With one book of matches? 475 00:41:05,772 --> 00:41:09,436 No, but we could with that. 476 00:41:10,444 --> 00:41:13,141 That's just as inflammable as gasoline. 477 00:41:13,313 --> 00:41:18,547 I know. I once had my eyebrows burned off having cherries jubilee. 478 00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:22,212 The result was a triumph of plastic surgery. 479 00:41:23,423 --> 00:41:26,484 There you are. I've waited and waited and waited for you. 480 00:41:26,660 --> 00:41:29,687 I thought you were coming back. I looked everywhere. 481 00:41:29,863 --> 00:41:32,924 It's almost New Year's and everybody's getting together in the bar. 482 00:41:33,100 --> 00:41:35,501 - There's nothing I... - You're locked in. Who did it? 483 00:41:35,669 --> 00:41:37,228 Oh, I hate practical jokers. 484 00:41:37,404 --> 00:41:39,220 Where's the key? Shall I call the conductor? 485 00:41:39,244 --> 00:41:39,604 No, no. 486 00:41:39,673 --> 00:41:43,110 Give us two bottles of cognac out of there and everything will be all right. 487 00:41:43,276 --> 00:41:44,539 - Brandy. - Yeah. 488 00:41:44,711 --> 00:41:48,580 Dandy. We can have our own party right here. 489 00:41:49,649 --> 00:41:50,673 Ooh. 490 00:41:50,851 --> 00:41:53,184 Good. Thank you. 491 00:41:54,287 --> 00:41:55,778 All right. 492 00:41:56,390 --> 00:41:58,859 And soda. Get some bottles of soda from the bar. 493 00:41:59,025 --> 00:42:02,484 - After all, I'd hate to go up in smoke. - Well, you won't. It's good brandy. 494 00:42:02,662 --> 00:42:06,758 Yes, but I burst into flames with very little encouragement. 495 00:42:06,933 --> 00:42:08,993 Two big bottles. 496 00:42:14,441 --> 00:42:15,807 Get four. Four, fast. 497 00:42:15,976 --> 00:42:19,208 Four, four, four. We're gonna have a party. - Brandy, brandy. 498 00:42:51,311 --> 00:42:54,804 Fräulein Eva? Fräulein Eva? 499 00:42:56,750 --> 00:42:58,548 Fräulein Eva. 500 00:42:59,453 --> 00:43:02,184 Fräulein Eva, I bring a message from Mr. Solo. 501 00:43:03,957 --> 00:43:05,789 Fräulein Eva. 502 00:43:05,959 --> 00:43:08,554 It's a matter of life and death. 503 00:43:10,163 --> 00:43:11,163 Yes? 504 00:43:11,698 --> 00:43:13,997 Mr. Solo is held prisoner in the baggage car. 505 00:43:14,167 --> 00:43:17,262 He can't escape. You must help him. 506 00:43:17,437 --> 00:43:20,100 Hurry, or he will be murdered. 507 00:43:20,474 --> 00:43:22,670 Murder? FRITZ: Yes, yes. 508 00:43:22,843 --> 00:43:24,675 Hurry. They're going for him now. 509 00:43:31,151 --> 00:43:33,143 Fräulein Eva. 510 00:43:38,124 --> 00:43:41,720 Thank you. I can handle everything now. 511 00:43:43,563 --> 00:43:47,125 I hope you realize there is nothing personal in all this. 512 00:43:47,801 --> 00:43:52,296 As a matter of fact, I experienced a tiny moment of regret over your fate. 513 00:43:52,706 --> 00:43:55,039 Tiny, but a moment. 514 00:43:55,208 --> 00:43:58,576 I do not have many moments like that, I assure you. 515 00:44:00,013 --> 00:44:03,211 All my life, I've dreamt of meeting you. 516 00:44:03,383 --> 00:44:06,444 Of fashioning my life like yours. 517 00:44:06,620 --> 00:44:10,216 I thought you the greatest woman in the world. 518 00:44:11,258 --> 00:44:16,595 Life being what it is, frequently cruel, always painful. 519 00:44:17,097 --> 00:44:21,728 After all, for a child such as you, this may be the kindest way. 520 00:44:23,703 --> 00:44:29,267 - What do you mean? - One half of this Nemirovitch No. 9. 521 00:44:29,442 --> 00:44:32,742 The other half is not as abrupt as prussic acid. 522 00:44:33,547 --> 00:44:35,982 But in the end, it is as effective. 523 00:44:36,349 --> 00:44:38,147 I am sorry. 524 00:44:43,657 --> 00:44:45,319 No. 525 00:45:08,615 --> 00:45:12,882 - What a divine bouquet. Here's your soda. - Soda, front and center. 526 00:45:13,053 --> 00:45:15,955 What are you doing? I thought we're gonna have a party. 527 00:45:20,794 --> 00:45:24,060 - I think that one's loose. - All right, let's put it out. 528 00:46:03,069 --> 00:46:04,833 It worked. 529 00:46:20,487 --> 00:46:22,683 Fritz, Hans. 530 00:46:26,292 --> 00:46:27,726 No. 531 00:46:29,362 --> 00:46:30,523 Where is it? 532 00:46:35,235 --> 00:46:36,362 Where is it? 533 00:46:41,041 --> 00:46:43,067 The atomizer, watch out. - Where? 534 00:46:48,014 --> 00:46:50,381 Madam Nemirovitch. 535 00:46:51,051 --> 00:46:52,485 Tell me where it is. 536 00:46:54,821 --> 00:46:58,451 Always so serious, Mr. Solo. 537 00:46:58,992 --> 00:47:01,325 Such a one-track mind. 538 00:47:01,661 --> 00:47:04,221 Please. Can't you see she's dying? 539 00:47:05,965 --> 00:47:10,562 I tremble for your future, Mr. Solo. 540 00:47:13,473 --> 00:47:16,102 Please. My chocolates. 541 00:47:16,476 --> 00:47:18,502 Where, Madam Nemirovitch? 542 00:47:18,678 --> 00:47:21,079 The culture won't do anyone any good now. 543 00:47:22,649 --> 00:47:27,144 Don't bother me with silly details. 544 00:47:31,191 --> 00:47:33,217 Cigarette, I... 545 00:47:33,393 --> 00:47:35,760 No. No time. 546 00:47:37,764 --> 00:47:39,130 No. 547 00:47:39,733 --> 00:47:41,702 No time. 548 00:47:42,268 --> 00:47:43,964 Chocolates. 549 00:48:01,721 --> 00:48:05,817 You are too late, Mr. Solo. 550 00:48:07,660 --> 00:48:11,188 I have swallowed it. 551 00:48:15,502 --> 00:48:19,633 It's midnight. It's midnight. Happy New Year. 552 00:48:34,888 --> 00:48:37,221 If it wasn't snowing, what could we see there? 553 00:48:37,390 --> 00:48:42,192 Well, on a clear day, in the distance, you could see St. Marks, perhaps. 554 00:48:42,362 --> 00:48:44,228 Isn't it exciting? 555 00:48:44,397 --> 00:48:46,127 Will you take me on a gondola? 556 00:48:46,151 --> 00:48:48,562 I was thinking more of a little motorboat. 557 00:48:48,735 --> 00:48:49,964 - A motorboat? - Mm-hm. 558 00:48:50,136 --> 00:48:51,331 But that's so unromantic. 559 00:48:51,504 --> 00:48:52,504 Not with Mr. Solo. 560 00:48:52,672 --> 00:48:55,107 He finds a gondola much too slow. - Do you? 561 00:48:55,275 --> 00:48:59,679 Yes. You see, with a speedboat, I can get a lot farther, a lot quicker.